How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it, and nine to convince everyone else how easy it is.
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What’s the difference between boogers and tofurkey?

Nobody eats tofurkey.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?

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What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAAAAAAINS

via Reddit