What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?

A non-dairy creamer.

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Cracked.com Explains Anarchists

Cracked.com has an article up explaining anarchism. They take on Syndicalism, Primitivism, American Anarchists, Greek Anarchists, Mexican Anarchists, and Anarcho-Capitalists.

Read the full article on Cracked.com.

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What does a vegan skinhead eat?

SOI!

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it, and nine to convince everyone else how easy it is.
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What’s the difference between boogers and tofurkey?

Nobody eats tofurkey.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?

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