A vegan athelete accidentally walks into a seafood restaurant…

He pulled a Mussel, then went home.

Jamie Kilstein on being Vegan

[Comic] Family Reunion

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken!
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What does the bumper sticker on a recovering vegan food addict’s car say?

A. “One daiya at a time”

Thanks for the submission, Dylan!

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?

STARRRVE.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognised me from the vegetarian club…

This girl came up to me and said she recognised me from the vegetarian club.

I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change it and the other to check for animal ingredients.

Did you hear the one about the vegan devil worshipper?

She sold her soul to seitan!

What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?

A non-dairy creamer.