Whats the difference between a punk and a table?

Tables can support themselves.

Speaking of support, support the Ashville 11.

How do you know when a crustie girl is on the rag?

She’s only wearing one sock.

Another crusty joke: How do you know a gutter punk has been staying at your house?

A bike punk is walking down the sidewalk one day…

A bike punk is walking down the sidewalk one day, as his friend, another gearhead, rolls up riding a shiny, new, fixed-gear bicycle. The bike is built with the works: a beautiful, celeste Bianchi frame, a complete Campagnolo Record groupset, carbon fork and rims, and topped off with a  faux-leather saddle.

hot shit bike

The first punk was stunned by his friend’s incredibly hip ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”

The second punk replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a gorgeous woman wearing the most beautiful clothes, rode up to me on this bike. She took one look at me, threw the bike to the ground, stripped off all of her clothes, and said, ‘Take whatever you want!’”

The second punk nods approvingly, “Good call. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb can’t be changed, it can only be smashed!

What’s a punk’s favorite type of seafood?

Crust-aceans.

What do punk elephants say?

Up the trunks! Up the trunks! Up the trunks!

And this is what human punks say:



A crusty is walking down the street wearing one boot…

A crusty is walking down the street wearing one boot…

A passer-by asks, “Have you lost a shoe?”

The punk replies “nah, man, I found one!”

How do you know when a gutter punk has been to your house?

He’s still there.

How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

There’s change in a lightbulb?