Tables can support themselves.

Speaking of support, support the Ashville 11.

She’s only wearing one sock.

Another crusty joke: How do you know a gutter punk has been staying at your house?

A bike punk is walking down the sidewalk one day, as his friend, another gearhead, rolls up riding a shiny, new, fixed-gear bicycle. The bike is built with the works: a beautiful, celeste Bianchi frame, a complete Campagnolo Record groupset, carbon fork and rims, and topped off with a  faux-leather saddle.

The first punk was stunned by his friend’s incredibly hip ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”

The second punk replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a gorgeous woman wearing the most beautiful clothes, rode up to me on this bike. She took one look at me, threw the bike to the ground, stripped off all of her clothes, and said, ‘Take whatever you want!’”

The second punk nods approvingly, “Good call. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark!

The light bulb can’t be changed, it can only be smashed!

Crust-aceans.

Up the trunks! Up the trunks! Up the trunks!

And this is what human punks say:

A crusty is walking down the street wearing one boot…

A passer-by asks, “Have you lost a shoe?”

The punk replies “nah, man, I found one!”

He’s still there.

There’s change in a lightbulb?