Homeless.
What do you call a punk without a girlfriend?
April 7th, 2011 — Uncategorized
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
April 5th, 2011 — Uncategorized
None, they just screw in their own vomit.
How do you get a crusty out of the bathtub?
March 1st, 2011 — Uncategorized
Turn on the water.
How do you get a punk out of a tree?
February 8th, 2011 — Uncategorized
Throw her a beer.
How many straight-edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer?
December 22nd, 2010 — Uncategorized
One, if nobody’s looking.
Speaking of selling out… I Was a Teenage Anarchist
November 24th, 2010 — Uncategorized
Yesterday’s joke was about punks selling out, so this video seemed appropriate.
This song is a joke in its own way. Teenage Anarchist by Against Me!
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
November 23rd, 2010 — Uncategorized
Twenty. One to screw it in, and nineteen to call her a sellout.
What’s the difference between government bonds and punks?
November 11th, 2010 — Uncategorized
Government bonds eventually mature.
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
November 9th, 2010 — Uncategorized
3, one to screw it in and two to argue about who did it first.
Where do you hide your money from a crust punk?
October 5th, 2010 — Uncategorized
