How many vivisectors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don’t want anyone to see what they’re doing.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

ONE, AND THAT’S NOT FUNNY, OK?

How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb can’t be changed, it can only be smashed!

How many voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Voting never change anything.

As Emma Goldman said, “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.”

How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The inherent contradictions in the lightbulb will inevitably lead to change.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it, and nine to convince everyone else how easy it is.
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How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?

frust

How many Crimethinc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

recipes for disaster

There were only two of us, wandering listlessly in the night. The city glowed bright in all of its excess. When we stepped foot in that abandoned warehouse, the first thing we saw was the burned out lightbulbs, hanging from the mold-spattered ceiling. It only took us a couple minutes to switch out that vacuum-filled shell. We hadn’t only made a change in the warehouse, but in our hearts. We climbed up to the roof to watch the stars, cars zipping by like ants, oblivious to the beauty that rests above them. When we woke up to the sun-rise we knew, we just fucking knew, we could could change a hell of a lot more than just lightbulbs.