How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
September 2nd, 2010 — Uncategorized
How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?
August 31st, 2010 — Uncategorized
The light bulb can’t be changed, it can only be smashed!
How many voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
August 20th, 2010 — Uncategorized
As Emma Goldman said, “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.”
How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
January 12th, 2010 — Uncategorized
The inherent contradictions in the lightbulb will inevitably lead to change.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
December 22nd, 2009 — Uncategorized
Ten. One to change it, and nine to convince everyone else how easy it is.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
November 24th, 2009 — Uncategorized
I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?

How many Crimethinc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
November 19th, 2009 — Uncategorized
There were only two of us, wandering listlessly in the night. The city glowed bright in all of its excess. When we stepped foot in that abandoned warehouse, the first thing we saw was the burned out lightbulbs, hanging from the mold-spattered ceiling. It only took us a couple minutes to switch out that vacuum-filled shell. We hadn’t only made a change in the warehouse, but in our hearts. We climbed up to the roof to watch the stars, cars zipping by like ants, oblivious to the beauty that rests above them. When we woke up to the sun-rise we knew, we just fucking knew, we could could change a hell of a lot more than just lightbulbs.
How do anarchists change a lightbulb?
November 17th, 2009 — Uncategorized
From the bottom up.
How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
November 5th, 2009 — Uncategorized





