How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

punks in love

None, they just screw in their own vomit.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the lightbulb must change itself.

How many neoliberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

LET THE FREE MARKET DECIDE.

inspired by PanTardovski.

How does an anarchist change a lightbulb?

With a slingshot.

How many Anarcho-capitalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

If the market were truly free, lightbulbs would change themselves.

inspired by veganbikepunk on Reddit

How many radicals does it take to change a lightbulb?

It’s not the lightbulb that needs to change, it’s society.

Speaking of selling out… I Was a Teenage Anarchist

Yesterday’s joke was about punks selling out, so this video seemed appropriate.

This song is a joke in its own way. Teenage Anarchist by Against Me!

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. One to screw it in, and nineteen to call her a sellout.

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3, one to screw it in and two to argue about who did it first.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change it and the other to check for animal ingredients.