How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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None, they just screw in their own vomit.

How do you get a crusty out of the bathtub?

Turn on the water.

How do you know when a crustie girl is on the rag?

She’s only wearing one sock.

Another crusty joke: How do you know a gutter punk has been staying at your house?