Turn on the water.

Under the soap.

She’s only wearing one sock.

Another crusty joke: How do you know a gutter punk has been staying at your house?

Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark!

Up the trunks! Up the trunks! Up the trunks!

And this is what human punks say:

A crusty is walking down the street wearing one boot…

A passer-by asks, “Have you lost a shoe?”

The punk replies “nah, man, I found one!”

He’s still there.

There’s change in a lightbulb?