How do you get a crusty out of the bathtub?

Turn on the water.

Where do you hide your money from a crust punk?

Under the soap.

How do you know when a crustie girl is on the rag?

She’s only wearing one sock.

Another crusty joke: How do you know a gutter punk has been staying at your house?

How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark!

What do punk elephants say?

Up the trunks! Up the trunks! Up the trunks!

And this is what human punks say:



A crusty is walking down the street wearing one boot…

A crusty is walking down the street wearing one boot…

A passer-by asks, “Have you lost a shoe?”

The punk replies “nah, man, I found one!”

How do you know when a gutter punk has been to your house?

He’s still there.

How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

There’s change in a lightbulb?