What’s the difference between an elephant and a police cruiser?

An elephant has a trunk in the front, and an asshole in the back.

What’s orange and looks great on cops?


Syndication Sunday: Silence, by Rickshaw

Today’s Sunday funny comes from our good friend Rickshaw.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a cop car?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside; cop cars have pricks on the inside.

Iranian anti-government protesters attack a police van.

From Iran to France to the US to Greece, fuck the police.

What’s the difference between a cop and a styrofoam cup?

A cop doesn’t harm the environment when you burn it.