How do you get a cop drop his riot stick?

Hit him with a dumpster!

Rolling dumpster

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What’s the difference between a cop and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

Thanks Hex!

How do you make a cop cry?

Throw back the tear gas canister.

A cop and an investment banker jump off a cliff in a competition, to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?

Society.

What’s so tragic about two cops driving off of a cliff?

A squad car seats at least four.

What has an asshole at each end, is 10 yards long, and has an I.Q. of forty?

A line of riot cops.

How many cops does it take to throw a protester down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What’s the difference between a puppy and a cop?

I would never set a puppy on fire.

What’s the difference between a cop and a trampoline?

You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.