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How do you get a cop drop his riot stick?

February 13th, 2011 — Uncategorized

Hit him with a dumpster!

Rolling dumpster

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Dat Ass [image]

February 3rd, 2011 — Uncategorized

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What’s the difference between a cop and a bucket of shit?

February 1st, 2011 — Uncategorized

The bucket.

Thanks Hex!

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How do you make a cop cry?

January 27th, 2011 — Uncategorized

Throw back the tear gas canister.

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A cop and an investment banker jump off a cliff in a competition, to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?

January 25th, 2011 — Uncategorized

Society.

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What’s so tragic about two cops driving off of a cliff?

January 3rd, 2011 — Uncategorized

A squad car seats at least four.

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What has an asshole at each end, is 10 yards long, and has an I.Q. of forty?

November 18th, 2010 — Uncategorized

A line of riot cops.

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How many cops does it take to throw a protester down the stairs?

November 4th, 2010 — Uncategorized

None, he fell.

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What’s the difference between a puppy and a cop?

October 28th, 2010 — Uncategorized

I would never set a puppy on fire.

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What’s the difference between a cop and a trampoline?

September 28th, 2010 — Uncategorized

You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.

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