A baby seal walks into a bar…

The bartender asks, “What’ll it be?”

“Anything but a Canadian Club” replied the seal.

What’s the problem with animal testing?

They get really nervous, and can’t concentrate on getting the right answers.

Why won’t sharks attack investment bankers?

Professional Courtesy.

A man, carrying a duck, walks up to a police officer.

The man says, “I’m gonna kill this pig.”
The cop says, “That’s a duck.”
The man replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

What’s the only animal in the world with an asshole on the middle of its back?

A police horse.

New Book: Animal Slaves of the World, Rise up!

If you liked our recent post of photos of animals attacking heads of state, you’ll love “Fear of the Animal Planet: The Hidden History of Animal Resistance” by AK Press. AK actually just put out this collection of stories of animals fighting back against their human masters.

Pictures of animals attacking heads of state

fromĀ http://shwagr.com/posts/animals-attacking-state-workers-and-heads-of-state

What’s the difference between an elephant and a police cruiser?

An elephant has a trunk in the front, and an asshole in the back.