The man says, “I’m gonna kill this pig.”
The cop says, “That’s a duck.”
The man replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

A police horse.

If you liked our recent post of photos of animals attacking heads of state, you’ll love “Fear of the Animal Planet: The Hidden History of Animal Resistance” by AK Press. AK actually just put out this collection of stories of animals fighting back against their human masters.

from http://shwagr.com/posts/animals-attacking-state-workers-and-heads-of-state

An elephant has a trunk in the front, and an asshole in the back.