They don’t have any rulers!
Why can’t anarchists draw straight lines?
April 21st, 2011 — Uncategorized
What’s the difference between an anarchist and a libertarian?
April 19th, 2011 — Uncategorized
What do you call an anarchist in management?
April 14th, 2011 — Uncategorized
A boss. An anarchist boss is still a boss.
How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?
April 3rd, 2011 — Uncategorized
IMF Resistance’s Poetic Response to the Haters
March 25th, 2011 — Uncategorized
IMFresistance just released their newspaper (pdf) for the weekend of actions. In it you’ll find this sassy little poem:
We know we shouldn’t riot but it feels too good to stop
Even though Naomi tells us that it’s wrong to summit hop
From Bookchin down to Rebick, the same old glum refrain
Be sober and responsible, our struggle’s not a game
But in all our local projects we’ve yet to feel the joy
Of masking up and throwing down to make total destroy
A fl aming dumpster in the street’s a sight we thrill to see
Especially when hurtling toward five-O’s APC
Some might say we have a problem, but we can’t quite seem to care
When smoke from burning cop cars begins drifting through the air
A masked-up crowd, a teargas haze: to us a joyful frolic
But NEFAC keeps insisting that it’s all merely symbolic
There might be a 12 step program but we haven’t really looked
The sticky part for us would be admitting that we’re hooked
But if you’re a riot junkie too and need to get your kicks
Then come to DC in the spring – ‘cause we’ve got your next fix
Haters gonna hate.
What does an anarchist taxi service look like?
January 20th, 2011 — Uncategorized
The driver-passenger relationship represents an essential hierarchical relationship which must be broken down through respectful, co-operative discussion and decision-making. Once all the occupants of the taxi are on equal terms, and those external to the taxi are aware and comfortable with their freedom to associate or disassociate with those within the taxi, only then can discussions of possible destinations begin in earnest.
New Book: Animal Slaves of the World, Rise up!
January 13th, 2011 — Uncategorized
If you liked our recent post of photos of animals attacking heads of state, you’ll love “Fear of the Animal Planet: The Hidden History of Animal Resistance” by AK Press. AK actually just put out this collection of stories of animals fighting back against their human masters.
Whats the worst thing about two anarchists driving off a cliff?
January 13th, 2011 — Uncategorized
How does an anarchist change a lightbulb?
January 6th, 2011 — Uncategorized
With a slingshot.
How many Anarcho-capitalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
January 1st, 2011 — Uncategorized
If the market were truly free, lightbulbs would change themselves.
inspired by veganbikepunk on Reddit