Cracked.com Explains Anarchists

Cracked.com has an article up explaining anarchism. They take on Syndicalism, Primitivism, American Anarchists, Greek Anarchists, Mexican Anarchists, and Anarcho-Capitalists.

Read the full article on Cracked.com.

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What’s the difference between a socialist and an anarchist?

A job.

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What’s an anarchist joke?

Crimethinc

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What do you call an anarchist in a suit?

The defendant. (Thanks @talianarchy!)

SHAC 7 Defendents. Source: shac7.com

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A red anarchist and a green anarchist are riding together in a car. Who’s driving?

A cop.

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How do you say “Merry Christmas” in Greek? (Photo)

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Why did the primitivist move to America?

He heard there was no work here.

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DC Bank Smashed Up, Kick-ass Communique Follows

This past week in Washington DC, some anonymous group of radicals broke the windows of a PNC bank. Banks get attacked all the time, why is this one so interesting? Shortly after the action, a communique appeared on AnarchistNews.org.

Here is the communique as it appeared on Anarchist News Dot Org:

wearegoingtoberichDowntown DC, you aren’t safe

Late on the night of December 17th, gleeful, adventurous children fell upon a PNC Bank in downtown Washington, DC on 15th and L St NW, breaking the windows with a loud crack! pow! boom!
The message: Everybody knows, PNC bank, you fucked up.

Blah blah blah, gentrification, blah blah blah, imperialism, blah blah blah, bailout.

XOXOX,

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Why don’t anarchists drink Earl Grey?

Because proper tea is theft!

tea

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How do anarchists change a lightbulb?

From the bottom up.

pyramid of capitalism

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