What is a peacenik’s favorite color?

Anything non-violet.

The arm chair radicals are at it again… (Photo)

Hey Swamp Thing, how’d you spend your May Day?

Looks like he took part in a little “direct action” (click for larger):

Why did the activist cross the road?

In solidarity with the chicken.

How many cops does it take to throw a protester down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Two old friends are hanging out at the park…

Two old friends are hanging out at the park. Eventually, they get around to discussing their children’s occupations. The first old man asks, “What does your son do these days?”

The second replies, “He’s a successful community activist, organizing for the rights of the poor…and your daughter?”

The first furrows his brow and concedes, “Unfortunately, she doesn’t work either.”