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Hey Swamp Thing, how’d you spend your May Day?

Looks like he took part in a little “direct action” (click for larger):

The FBI, CIA, and LAPD all participated in a contest to find the best agency.  The game was simple: A white rabbit would be released in the forest. The agency to catch it the fastest would be declared the winner.


The CIA goes into the forest first. After two weeks, they return without the rabbit, claiming that it must not exist.


The FBI goes next. At the end of three days, they’ve burnt down half of the forest. The produce the charred remains of the rabbit, saying, “the rabbit is dead and he deserved it”.


The LAPD are last up. After only three hours, they come back dragging a huge brown bear behind them. The bear, bruised and bloodied, screams, “All right, all right! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”


Thanks to chknh8r on reddit.


A man, carrying a duck, walks up to a police officer.

The man says, “I’m gonna kill this pig.”
The cop says, “That’s a duck.”
The man replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

Why can’t anarchists draw straight lines?

They don’t have any rulers!

What’s the difference between an anarchist and a libertarian?

A six figure income!

What do you call an anarchist in management?

A boss. An anarchist boss is still a boss.


Grannarchy! (Photo)

What do you call a punk without a girlfriend?


How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

punks in love

None, they just screw in their own vomit.

Hey Anarchist News, What’s Up Pal?

Hi RiotJokers, do you read AnarchistNews?  Apparently a-news editors read Riot Joke. They’re running a poll for the best anarchist joke. On the anarchist news poll, there are a couple anarchist joke classics and there are some riotjoke originals too. In the running are:

You can see the results of the polls here. Or read through more anarchist jokes on riotjoke.