The FBI, CIA, and LAPD all participated in a contest to find the best agency.  The game was simple: A white rabbit would be released in the forest. The agency to catch it the fastest would be declared the winner.


The CIA goes into the forest first. After two weeks, they return without the rabbit, claiming that it must not exist.


The FBI goes next. At the end of three days, they’ve burnt down half of the forest. The produce the charred remains of the rabbit, saying, “the rabbit is dead and he deserved it”.


The LAPD are last up. After only three hours, they come back dragging a huge brown bear behind them. The bear, bruised and bloodied, screams, “All right, all right! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”


Thanks to chknh8r on reddit.


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