A baby seal walks into a bar…

The bartender asks, “What’ll it be?”

“Anything but a Canadian Club” replied the seal.

What’s the problem with animal testing?

They get really nervous, and can’t concentrate on getting the right answers.

Why won’t sharks attack investment bankers?

Professional Courtesy.

Christopher Dorner and the LAPD are involved in a shoot out. Who’s going to win?

Everybody, because FUCK THE POLICE.

News story: Officials Report Shootout With Fugitive Ex-Officer

A vegan athelete accidentally walks into a seafood restaurant…

He pulled a Mussel, then went home.

What’s the difference between a panhandler and an occupier?

A panhandler knows what he wants.

Just kidding, Occupy and Rolling Jubilee both rule.

Not sure if cliff, or…

The most wonderful time of the year (2013)

Jamie Kilstein on being Vegan

What is a peacenik’s favorite color?

Anything non-violet.