How many crust punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark!

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The light bulb can’t be changed, it can only be smashed!

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Cracked.com Explains Anarchists

Cracked.com has an article up explaining anarchism. They take on Syndicalism, Primitivism, American Anarchists, Greek Anarchists, Mexican Anarchists, and Anarcho-Capitalists.

Read the full article on Cracked.com.

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What’s the difference between a socialist and an anarchist?

A job.

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What’s the difference between an elephant and a police cruiser?

An elephant has a trunk in the front, and an asshole in the back.

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What’s an anarchist joke?

Crimethinc

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How many voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Voting never change anything.

As Emma Goldman said, “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.”

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The Internet is Hard to Use

Sorry about the hiatus! We’re not out of jokes, we just stop posting them because we got caught up in some other stuff. Anyway, we’re back. Expect more lols.

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What do you call a fascist in a robe?

Your Honor.

(see also: What do you call an anarchist in a suit?)

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What’s a punk’s favorite type of seafood?

Crust-aceans.

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